I also used a Pilsbury pizza dough. I forgot that I didnt have a circular pan. That's fine because I was making my first stuffed crust and I used Walmart string cheese as the filling, which is not very pliable even when not fridge cold.
When my timer finished the crust was perfect but the pizza part of the pizza needed a little bit of love. I thought a quick wee would be the perfect time to facilitate said Maillard magic. It was not.
I obviously had to cut the squares into radial slices, because otherwise the stuffed crust section of the equation wouldn't quite work.
Not like anything worked anyways.
I ended up just cutting the burned crust off the top and refolding the exposed stuffed portion over the pizza.
If you're wondering if it held together well: it did not.
I submit my crimes to the court willingly and of my own accord, and accept whatever judgement is handed down upon me.
by Perfect_Reserve_9824
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I mean Dave Portnoy likes burnt bar pizza. So he’d be ok with this.
Looks terrible personally. Seems borderline. My personal vote is a charge of 10 pizzas worth of community service.
Edit: Holy hell. Should have read the description earlier. Straight to jail for this monstrosity. Straight to jail. Bail is set at a pizza party catered to a group of 50. Permanent bar from making pizza crust too.
Judgement sees this as a Frankenstein pizza.
That just looks “fire kissed.”
If it can’t be used for charcoal, it’s good.
New Haven style
Misdemeanor charges
Smash
Not a crime but something to learn from
Get him out of here.
in SSBP land some might call that “laced” and people pay for laced.
mistake or not I’d slay this, but full disclosure that I did come here from the r/trees sub.
Meh. If you hadn’t burned it, It’d have been fine.
All you need is marina sauce to dip it in. Looks good tbh
I’d knock a bit of the char off the darkest parts but otherwise this looks incredible. Not guilty.
Your intentions were morally aligned with Jesus and his teachings on well-done pies. Not guilty my child.
This is a situation for telling you to learn from your mistakes and releasing you with a warning.
Not guilty by reason of insanity
Proper education for anyone making their own pizza at home, if your crust looks perfect but center needs more time, wrap the edge in aluminium foil
Charges dismissed without prejudice
I’ll still eat it if you dont want it. Im ok with a little burnt crust.
A slap on the wrist would be too excessive if this was a pizza crime. Not guilty.
Honestly thats how I like my pizza I think you absolutely nailed it! I’d gobble that right the hell up
Fucked the crust your pizza looks delicious
So random unsolicited advice, but when I want the cheese browned and don’t want burnt crust I cover the crust with tinfoil and broil it for a couple minutes. That usually does the trick. Maybe you can try it when your sentence is up.
Guilty, misdemeanor lol
